Another guest FRbtN by @danfoxdavies.
A WOMAN HAPPENS to several clueless guys. What a MESS.
By The Numbers
- Temporal continuity: 11-14
- Bible bashers: 1
- Police in the whole town: 1
- Bowling balls of framing: 1
- Penises detached: you gotta be kidding. Nope, they went there.
- Number of chases conducted whilst wielding a detached penis in disgust: somehow, >0
- Deaths on a high note: 1
- Unsafe graves: at least 1
- Vehicles to sets of keys ratio: 11:14
- People screwed over: Everybody
- 11: 14
- Mentions of the time: over 9000
- Average IQ of characters: 11+14
- High-speed jump-lead jump starts: 1
- Uses of the F word (imdb): 57
- Time this town shuts down: 9pm
- Japanese vehicles: 8
- American vehicles: 1
- Vehicles to which Autoglass or their American equivalent will not be called out: 0
- Vehicles which had better be washed first: all of them
- Car batteries in a Honda: apparently, 2
- Fridges harmed in the making of this film: 1
- Dogs obviously being directed by someone off-camera to disobey for a character: 1
- Guns in the whole American neighbourhood: 2
- Of which used: 1
- Flashbacks: 5
- Flashback: radio.com
Moral: Adultery bad. It lead to all kinds o’ hell, y’all hear?