Synopsis

By the Numbers

• Films parodied: 198
• Gladiatorial caveman bollock-shots: 1
• Sabre-toothed Amy Winehouses: 1
• Tequila, litres per second: 2.08
• Sunny D, litres per second: 5.6
• Flava flav dongs: 0.13
• Hulk dongs: 0.95
• Carmen Electas shot: 1
• Sex and the City stars defeated by Juno lactation: 1
• Limbs rained: 647
• High School Musical factor: too fucking much
• Kardashians, % of LD50: 1760
• Ring ring ring ring ring: Burgerphone
• Pregnant breakdances: 1
• Ron Perlmans crushed by cows: 0 (BECAUSE RON PERLMAN)
• Rabid metal chipmunks: 3 \m/
• Unlikely dating scenarios: 87
• Drugs the scriptwriters were on: ALL THE DRUGS

Overall: -9999 / 5

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