Dragonball Evolution

Synopsis

GOKU, a FAILURE, fails. Then, when his FIRST EVER SUCCESS occurs, GREEN JAMES MARSTERS turns up and kills his GRANDDAD. Naturally, he then embarks on an EPIC QUEST to COLLECT THE MACGUFFINS and SAVE THE WORLD and DEFEAT THE BAD GUY and GET THE GIRL and WEAR A FLUORESCENT ORANGE GI and KAMEHAMEHA and OH GOD I’M JUST GOING TO DRINK UNTIL I FORGET I’M WATCHING THIS.

By the Numbers

…You know what? Screw it.

Overall: OVER 9000 / OVER 9000

This is the zenith of all Film Review by the Numbers. This is the moment. I need more mead.

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