A bunch of WHINY ANGSTY TEENAGERS fight with each other for TWO HOURS, somehow still managing to prevail against a bunch of MORE POWERFUL, COMPETENT ADULTS. There is approximately a BEGINNING, but no END. Suddenly, NAZIS! MAGIC NAZIS. Thousands of them!
Also the WAND OF ULTIMATE POWAH looks like a SEX TOY, and VOLDEMORT is a HIGHLANDER.
By the Numbers
- Character deaths: 5
- Days spent at Hogwarts: 0 (are these kids aiming for the all-time truancy record?)
- One Rings: 1
- Deus Ex Machinae: 1 (per scene)
- Eyes in Pyramids: 0.7
- Macguffins sought by good guys: 7
- Macguffins sought by bad guys: 3
- Macguffins sought by CardCaptor Sakura: 53 (clearly she is more hardcore)
- LUNA: YES
- Bellatrix / Hermione torture porn: over 9000
- There can only be: 1