CRAZY TERRORIST OF THE WEEK steals an UNREALISTIC NUCLEAR LAUNCH MACGUFFIN. A BUNCH OF PEOPLE then converge on DUBAI to have a great big FIGHT and PISS IN THE FACE OF PHYSICS.
THE GOGGLES… THEY DO SOMETHING.
By the Numbers
- Hawkeyes: 1
- Super Hawkeye Trousers: 1 (pair)
- Gloves of Continuity Error: +1
- Newton’s Laws mocked: 3
- International Monetary Funds: 0 …or…?
- Largely Unnecessary bitch-fights: 1
- Incidences of totally normal Middle-Eastern driving: 7
- Product placements, sponsored by BMW: over 9000
- Minutes that Hawkeye worries about the prospect of being in a hot server room: somehow, more than zero
- Jefferies Tubes, magnetically levitated in: 1
- Simon Pegg Sysadmin skill level: over 9000 (Trolololo)
- These: 1
Overall: RATING: IMPOSSIBLE
INITIATE WIZARD PROTOCOL ALPHA
THIS WEB SERVER IS COMPROMISED
BY THE NUCLEAR MACGUFFIN (+1 VS XENU)
ONLY SIMON PEGG CAN SAVE YOU NOW
YES I AM DRUNK WHAT OF IT