Mortdecai

Synopsis

In an ILL-CONCEIVED EXAMPLE of ODDLY VIOLENT JEEVES AND WOOSTER FANFICTION, an INEPT TOFF, a TERRORIST and MI5 race to track down a STOLEN PAINTING containing a SECRET CODE to NAZI BANK ACCOUNTS. Yet somehow NOT A NIC CAGE IN SIGHT! It does however feature a bunch of EXTREMELY FAMOUS PEOPLE who for some reason chose to star in an EXTREMELY BAD FILM.

By the Numbers

Overall: 1 / 5

“Are you quite finished buggering around?”
“No.”

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