Synopsis

ANNE HATHAWAY comes out of REHAB and is a MOODY BITCH at her SISTER’S WEDDING.

Oh, then tries to COMMIT SUICIDE by DRIVING REALLY SLOWLY into a ROCK. Surprisingly, that does NOT turn out to be A GOOD IDEA.

By the Numbers

• Minutes spent creating title sequence: 5
• Number of verbs the writers had left for the layout: post title: 0
• Minutes this movie spent convincing me it wasn’t a RomCom: 1.5
• Minutes this movie spent convincing me it was a RomCom: 9
• Levels of comedy or romance actually in this movie: 0
• Times I have now watched Anne Hathaway piss into a cup: 1
• Shakycams: 207
• Bitchiness: Over 9000
• Times I wanted to punch Anne Hathaway’s character in the face: 153
• Times I wanted to give Anne Hathaway’s character epic hugs: 24
• Feel-good Factor: minus 78

Overall: 1 / 5