Synopsis

MARK ZUCKERBERG dates a CHINESE SCHOOLGIRL. Then he doesn’t. Naturally, this causes ALL KIDS OF EPIC SHIT.

By the Numbers:

• Logo, in bits: 8
• DDR, in ninjas: 2
• Scott Pilgrim, in Zuckerbergs: 0.97
• Kim, in evil stares: 67
• Ramona’s cupboard, in teas: 15
• Julie’s mouth, in self-censorings: 7
• Studio audiences, in laughs: 9
• :O, in :Os: 1
• Vegan police, in heterosexuality: -37
• Malletspaces, in MOTHERFUCKING MALLETSPACES: 1
• Lesbian Battles, in Soul Calibur moves: 18
• Orgasms, in points earned: 4000
• Battles of the Bands, in pyrotechnics: over 9000
• Battles of the Bands, in property damage, Canadian Dollars: 64,018,879
• Last boss fight, in special effects: 845,177,109
• Final score: 7,000,000,000
• Kim, in gothloli dress and furry cat ears: 999,999,999,999

Overall: 5 / 5